Today’s date is December 12, 2012 and everyone’s talking about how cool that is. “12-12-12,” doesn’t even matter if you’re in Europe or wherever it is they put the day before the month. Then of course the world’s due to end on 12-21-12 (21-12-12 to the Euros) according to the Mayans and John Cusack. Heavy times!

I’ll be on an airplane headed to California on the morning of the 21st so if the world does indeed end there’s a chance I’ll be high above all the misery, eating pretzels while your brain leaks out your ears. Or maybe when my flight is landing, the ground under the runway will open up and swallow me and my airplane. We’ll fly straight to the center of the earth and collide with its molten core, setting off a massive eruption that ultimately destroys all mankind!